Patient : I'm in a hospital! Why am I in here? 病人:我在医院!我为什么在这里? Doctor : You've had an accident involving a train。 医生:你卷入了火车事故。 Patient : What happened? 病人:发生了什么事? Doctor : Well, I've got some good news and some bad news。 Which would you like to hear first? 医生:嗯,我有一个好消息和一个坏消息,你想先听哪一个? Patient : Well。。。 The bad news first 。。 病人:嗯。。。先听坏的那个吧。。。 Doctor : Your legs were injured so badly that we had to amputate both of them。 医生:你的腿伤得很严重我们必须把它们切除掉。 Patient : That's terrible! What's the good news? 病人:太恐怖了!那好消息是什么呢? Doctor : There's a guy in the next ward who made a very good offer on your slippers。 医生:隔壁病房有个家伙出高价买你的拖鞋。
